27 mi, 5 M, 3438 ft; Henry Coe,Thomas Grade

Cinco de Mayo is tomorrow, and we’re treating this ride like the pre party fiesta—the part where everyone’s still hydrated,still upright,and still pretending they won’t be inhaling guacamole by the bowlful in 24 hours. Thomas Grade — the warm up salsa • Henry Coe — the habanero leg roaster. We’ll regroup at the tops and pretend we’re not already thinking about tomorrow’s tacos. Your leadership duo: • Jamey — steady on the flats, easily persuaded into bonus climbs•Rosemary — the calm, competent copilot ensuring no one ends up celebrating Cinco de Mayo in Gilroy. Expect smooth pavement and the kind of elevation profile that pairs beautifully with tomorrow’s celebratory calories. And yes — if someone whispers “Cinco goat” with the right amount of enthusiasm, I might suddenly remember a climb I “forgot” to list. Come earn your tacos, churros, and questionable beverage choices a day early. Start location: Depot and Second St, Morgan Hill [Route Link]