23.9 mi, 6 M, 4733 ft; Aborn,Chaboya,Quimby West,Quimby East,Mt Pleasant,Higuera Rd

Greetings, brave cyclists and unsuspecting optimists.

Join me for a 23.9 mile masterpiece of vertical disrespect featuring six climbs, 4,733 feet of elevation, and absolutely no correlation between mileage and suffering. If you’ve ever thought, “I wish my quads screamed sooner,” this is your moment.

What to Expect

• A route that goes up far more often than it goes forward • Repeated opportunities to question your life choices • Scenic views you’ll appreciate once your vision stops vibrating • A leader who promises encouragement, pacing, and at least one “almost there” lie.

Who Should Come • Hill lovers • Hill haters • People who enjoy saying “never again” and then showing up next week anyway.

Pace- social, supportive, and occasionally gasping. Bonus: Finish all six climbs and you earn the prestigious title of Elevation Goblin for the day. Start location: Fowler Creek Park at Altia Ave & Cortona Dr -San Jose [Route Link]